Pittsburgh Penguins to win the Cup!? No Way!
Penguins to win the cup?! Come on! They gotta guy named Paul Martin on the team. Paul Martin! That old guy who was the 21st Prime Minister of Canada. I mean, can you imagine, “Malkin, to Iginla, over to Paul Martin, oh, he over-skated the puck as he lost his reading glasses in the scrum.” “Bob that`s gotta be tough trying to find the puck with your reading glasses on, and then losing your glasses, that`s worse than losing your stick! I think Martin should retire, or the Penguins should put him on waivers. Note I said waivers, not wafers and warm milk.” “Ha ha ha, pretty funny Jim!”
My New iPhone 5
Having trouble with my new iPhone 5
Just got my iPhone 5. I hope my friends at work and elsewhere can teach me how to use the darned thing. It just locked me outta the house ,kept calling me Dave.
Me: “HAL let me in.”
“Sorry I cannot do that Dave.”
“Dave, who the hell is Dave, I`m Kevin.”
Damn thing, must be broken!
Google Street Views
Google Street Views
I hate it when google street views makes a mistake and comes into my home, filming me in my “gonch,” walking the hallway to the bathroom when I have just woken up! I really hate that. Then they post it on the internet as a street view. “Moon street” is not a street! Come on Google!
Homeless to get free Cellphones!
California, USA
In an effort to make it seem like the homeless are talking to a real person, California has started an initiative to give the homeless free cell phones. “I see them roaming around, pushing their shopping carts and talking away to some invisible person. I thought why not give them cell phones, to make it seem like a real conversation?” said coordinator, Joe Stock.
My Stuffed Bear
My teddy bear, Tedmond, attacked me last night in my dream. He kept punching me in the face saying: “Who`s your teddy? Who`s your teddy!?”
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