Any Guy in A Relationship can Relate

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Getting to Work

I hate it when I’m on the way to work, and I’m reading a great book, and I just get to the really good sexy part, and I remember my car isn’t a self driving car! If you don’t like the way I drive, get out of the kiddie pool!!!

“How am I driving today? 1-800-8767-78fu”

The next time you fart in an elevator 

The next time you fart in the elevator. Just say to the guy next to you, “hey, everything happens for a reason.”

Would you like to Stay in a Canadian house in Japan?

Near Hakone, views of Mount Fuji, and near Only Yu Hot Spring!

And did we mention the reasonable price?

Romantic Fuji Views near Hot Spring

Minamiashigara-shi, Kanagawa-ken, Japan

Perfect romantic spot for couples. Our dream home! Stay in a Canadian house! 2 single beds. Much of the furniture and lights were imported. The house itself was made in Canada, then imported and bu…

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Who do I look like?

Some people say, “you look like Paul McCartney. Others say: “Justin Trudeau or the French actor, Alain Delon.” Still others say: “Mitt Romney”, and some say “Will Farrell.” And others say,”Liam Gallagher. “But I think I look like the postman.

Would you like to Stay in a Canadian house in Japan?

Near Hakone, views of Mount Fuji, and near Only Yu Hot Spring!

And did we mention the reasonable price?

Romantic Fuji Views near Hot Spring

Minamiashigara-shi, Kanagawa-ken, Japan

Perfect romantic spot for couples. Our dream home! Stay in a Canadian house! 2 single beds. Much of the furniture and lights were imported. The house itself was made in Canada, then imported and bu…

https://www.airbnb.com/embeddable/airbnb_jssdk

A Visit to the Doctor

A Visit to the Doctor

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What can happen when you leave your cell phone unattended.

Today I went for my annual physical. The doctor earnestly said to me,
“OK, we`ve taken your urine, your fecies and your blood.”
“And next you`ll take my money!” I quipped. He laughed and laughed, and said he had never heard that one before. (He won`t again until next year when I have to go back!)

Would you like to Stay in a Canadian house in Japan?

Near Hakone, views of Mount Fuji, and near Only Yu Hot Spring!

And did we mention the reasonable price?

Romantic Fuji Views near Hot Spring

Minamiashigara-shi, Kanagawa-ken, Japan

Perfect romantic spot for couples. Our dream home! Stay in a Canadian house! 2 single beds. Much of the furniture and lights were imported. The house itself was made in Canada, then imported and bu…

https://www.airbnb.com/embeddable/airbnb_jssdk

A Note from the Dean

A Note from the Dean

“Kevin, running your class like a TV shopping infomercial is not in the curriculum; and saying “it slices it dices,” is not practical English for first year liberal arts. Just stick to the textbook please.

–the Dean

 

VISITING JAPAN?  NEED A CHEAP PLACE TO STAY IN A BEAUTIFUL AREA?

Near Hakone and Hot Springs

Minamiashigara shi, Kanagawa, Japan

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A Note from the Dean

Got a note from the Dean: Kevin this term during the oral English testing, we would appreciate it, if you would stop asking students:
“Is that your final answer? Do you want to phone a friend?” Plus
you cannot offer them 1 million dollars for a correct answer, or my car for an incorrect answer.

Kids at Play!

Kids at Play!  Dedicated to Selinda.

Jonah is,,,,not following orders

Absent David Bowie, in Concert Now!!!!

Absent David Bowie, is almost as good as the real thing!

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Don`t believe it?, just ask the organizers of the Brit Awards:

Brit Awards: absent David Bowie steals show

“David Bowie stole the show at Wednesday’s Brit music awards without even showing up, while Arctic Monkeys took home two big trophies at British music’s leading prize night. The 67-year-old Bowie, who is enjoying a renaissance with his first album in a decade, “The Next Day,” was named British male artist of the year.”

–CBC News.ca

It isn`t often that someone is better in concert when they don`t even show up and play. But just like the Red Hot Chili Peppers at the 48th Super Bowl, sometimes bands are better when the music is piped in.

This concert series takes it a step further than Milli Vanilli or the Peppers, as Bowie doesn`t even show up! He doesn`t mime playing, he`s not even there!

“The experience is amazing! Just seeing that mic stand and imagining Bowie singing and dancing on stage is eye opening!”
–a concert goer in Toronto

From the same people who brought you Elvis Presley`s Shirt in Concert! Comes a new Concert Series!

Absent David Bowie`s Worldwide Concert Tour!

“I do a lot of meditating, and with the sound coming through the sound system and the dancers on stage, and the mannequin who looked suprisingly like David Bowie, I could almost imagine him being there!”

mckayla