Monthly Archives: December, 2023

Drunk David Attenborough, Plea for the Planet

Life of the Hippo, Drunk David Attenborough

Drunk David Attenborough

Hello, I’m drunk David Attenborough and this is Kev’s Twisted Humor. Please like, subscribe and comment on this video, or our crew will do terrible things to insects. My apologies, I have been drinking. Today we examine the lives of the praying mantis and the Japanese giant hornet. One is a large, long-limbed carnivore, and the other is just an asshole. -For lack of a more scientific term. Were the two insects to have a job, a mantid would be a professional basketball player and the hornet would be the Soup Nazi. Mantids mainly eat insects and small animals. They eat garden pests, so many farmers love them. In addition, they eat crickets, grasshoppers, spiders, frogs, and even small birds. Japanese Giant Hornets simply crash your party like your drunken Uncle Bernie, steal your food, tell obnoxious jokes, and break the table. Watch the video below:

Ellen, “I want my Damn Show Back!!!”

Drunk David Attenborough